Thursday, May 28, 2009

after math of the loss:(

well, i woke up at 2.20am this morning to watch man united play barcelona in the champions league final. and we lost 2-0. dissapointing, i can say. but the bright side to it is the things that people said on facebook. funny may seems but the TRUTH.

and looking to a brighter side, we did pretty well this season. reaching 4 finals and winning 3, as well as one semifinal.

so these are the comment of manu fans and anti-manu fans:


ANTI's:
1) Man Utd is still the best, remember... they won the treble like a million years ago. 2) At least they've got the premiere league title. 3) we're just giving chances to other team to win champions league... i think i pretty much covered what a man utd fan would say today. haha. (JARED ANG)

with all due respect sir, Man United is going down! (MELVIN GOH)

Yahoo!! Glory Glory Barcelona!! (DAVID CHENG)

Wooohoo Barca... Job well done! :) (BIG JON)

WHOO!! just as i thought. man u was simply no match for THE GREAT BACA! hahaha!! they have fallen! (ZACHARY WONG)

lol united failed to deliver :) (JEREMY MAK)

God is so good! Humility has arrived in the way Barca outclassed Manu-re and the look on the faces of the arrogant Ronaldo, Evra and Ferguson at the final whistle is just priceless! :) Fergie completely outhought by a man with only 1 year coaching experience and they also have the humility of having the Trophy waved in their faces. Pride does come before the fall! (JONATHAN LIM)

MANU POINT OF VIEW:
We deserved to lose. Barcelona was so much more the better team... (NICHOLAS NG)

still i'll sing GLORY GLORY MAN UTD!! (DARYL QUAH)

Congratulations to Pep Guardiola and his Barca team. Well played, great football at times, and good discipline. We'll try again next year to wrestle for the crown. (JON MARK LIM)

This is the bomb:
UNFORTUNATELY THOSE TALKING THE MOST NOW ARE TROPHYLESS. (ZHIYU)


haha. well, looking at it. we still can boast. yeah, we may have lost. but not all hope is gone:)

this is the bestest:

I was listening to hitz.fm. and Rudy was counting down TOP 30. and then he told people to call him to discuss about the barca and manu match.

then this LIVERPOOL fan called in. and what he said was rather ridiculous. he didn't talk about manu losing the match. but instead say that all the diehard manu fans can't even name the people who died during the munich air crach in 1958. rudy was nice and said don't disturb the souls lah. dude:) super ridiculous.

then this manu fan called in all the way from singapore. and challenge back that liverpool fella. and ask him 4 questions. this question was the blast: liverpool has never won the cup-winners cup. who was the team they lost to in 1977?

so Rudy called back that liverpool fella and as soon as he heard the 3rd question. the phone went: the numer you've dialed is currently unavailable. please try later.

SO LOOK, DUNNO HOW TO CHALLENGE, DON'T CHALLENGE LA!

looks like manu isn't the only team with the big talk:P




we're still champions anyway:)

Thursday, May 21, 2009

the joel quiz:)

http://kevan.org/johari?name=JOELTAN!

people!

take this quiz. choose words that describe me!

JOEL! just 5 minutes:)

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Dear Liverpool, it's not your fault

Dear Liverpool and all their supporters,

I'm sure you would feel hard done by this completely surprising title sweep by Manchester United. I understand your concerns and emotions wholeheartedly. In fact, I do feel some sorrow on your part for the fact that you didn't win the title you deserved to.

I mean, who could have predicted that the only two players in your team capable of doing something decent would have been so untimely and unfortunately injured at your most crucial time. It was unjust that you were penalized based on your incompetent financial planning and spent your bulk load of your transfer kitty on a player you sold back to the club he came from for a 8 million pound loss. I mean, it's not your fault you didn't buy a real player that could have helped you win the league. It's not your fault you had to hinge your entire team on two individuals. It really isn't.

And for you to beat the Champions away by 4-1, that really proved that the title deserved to be yours. It really did. Let's be frank, you whipped a team you lost to 3-0 last season by 4 goals. The FA should have just hosted the celebrations and handed you the trophy the moment the final whistle blew. After all, the league is won in one game right? Clearly a victory of such dignity would merit an immediate reward in the form of the league title. How unjust and unfair. You deserved to be champions based on that single fantastic showing of mind-blowing, world-shocking, galaxy-shattering football. We all had 30 orgasms watching Vidic get sent off.

It's not your fault you unjustly drew 11 times out of 36 games and lost twice. It's not fair that you had no teeth or threat in scoring goals. It's not your fault you failed to score to Villa, West Ham, Boro, Fulham and Stoke (twice). They are all reigning European supergiants who were unfairly pitted against you and demonstrated a level of football far beyond your class. It's just not fair that you had to face teams of such quality and depth. Your failure to score a single goal against all of them really didn't merit United winning the title instead of you.

Of course, it's not your fault you lost 2-1 to Tottenham after taking the lead in the 3rd minute. I mean, ALL teams just randomly implode on occasion. It's not fair you lost 3 points against the massive Middlesbrough. You didn't deserve to lose! The ball just oddly found its way to the back of your net without any reason, twice!! The 4 goals you conceded against Arsenal wasn't bad defending, it was mere luck. Also, forget that you lost 2 points on that game, you earned a kazillion points based on "team spirit" and "effort" to score 4 goals against the team that depended on Mikael Silvestre to save their ass. Those kazillion points would have definately won you the title by a mile, had the FA remembered to tally them in.

It's not your fault your team didn't have any depth in the squad, and it's not your fault that you were constantly on the end of bad refereeing decisions. Refs just hate Liverpool. All of them. It's not fair all the refs were against your team in all the games, all the time, in all the occasions. It's not your fault you lost the title to the world's best team. It's not your fault you lost the title based on your own demerit. It's not your fault that you succumbed under the pressure of a year-long league. It's not your fault the EPL isn't won based on a single 4-1 result. It's not your fault, Liverpool. Don't cry over it. Robbie Keane isn't. You shouldn't too. After all, Rafa will never admit defeat and the Kop flag will keep flying high...as long as things remain fair, of course.

You'll never walk alone, Liverpool. You have the other 18 losing teams to walk with you.

source: by jon mark lim (http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=95629413608&ref=nf)

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

random

i lazy blog. so this what i'll blog.

CS3D2J2K2BAHBENGAHLIANFAMILY!

random right?

but then there's more than random stuff in life. like playing fifa or sitting reading a book or eating for no reason. well, that's random but done with a purpose. like playing fifa: to improve han-eye coordination, reading: make me smarter, eating: grow fatter:D

and it seems there's nothing else to blog about. but.............









































LIFE!





wanna know how to get a hot chick?

find something like the picture above, fry it until brown colour and you'll get a....

HOT CHICK!


AH BENGS, I'M NOT LAME! just smartly funny-ly funny.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

pain in the neck!

ARGH!

I HATE THIS PART RIGHT HERE!

well, kinda true. what happened?

i was at badminton training this morning. and there was this dude who just can't stop pestering me. malay fella. so he kept kicking me and i blocked myself with my leg, and guess what? he keeps kicking my shoe-.-

keep kicking like 5 times then guess what? the shoe flew and hit me right in the neck. swelled! RAWR! gonna whack that fella.

LIFE LIKE THAT. WHAT TO DO!?

Sunday, May 3, 2009

my trip to PD (3rd time in 3 months?)

Well, it’s been a long time since I’ve really blog. Because I’m lazy. Not exactly. I think the better way to state it is that I do many other things and only blog when I really can’t think of anything else to really do with the internet. I’m typing this now in Port Dickson, without internet. Using Microsoft Word™ during a session my dad is conducting think. I know by now you must be thinking of what I’m actually doing in Port Dickson. I’m actually in a family camp of another church which my dad was invited to speak in. And since there isn’t really much to do, because I’ve listened to all his sessions before, I’m sitting on a chair now blogging about my day. And now is Sunday, although the part before this was all typed on a Saturday. Lol. I’m now waiting, for worship to start. It’s been an up-and-down camp.


The beginning of camp was rather dreadful. The only people I spoke with in the camp on the 1st day was my sister, my mother, father and brother. It was also because I found out there wasn’t any internet. GAH! But what to do. I thought. Since I’ll be stuck here for 3 days anyway, so just get used to it lah. The next day was much better. I guess, because of the games sessions.


WE WON! Haha. Orange! My team was orange. There was pink and green.


We literally outran everyone in the games. Won like 4 out of 6 in and “mini-Olympic” style challenge. The best part is not only that we won the indoor games; we won the outdoor as well. WOOHOO!


The bestest part is this. I know, bestest isn’t proper English, but who cares? Haha. So the bestest part was going to the beach. I’ve not gone to a beach and touch the water for a really long time, ever since the jellyfish incident. And well, the jellyfish incident was when we went to some beach some time ago. (can’t remember which beach it was)

Basically what happened was that I went into the sea, I got stung by a jellyfish, which caused my hand to look like I’ve been bitten by 50 over mosquitoes in one spot. Thankfully, the hotel had vinegar, which was used to suck out the sting from the jellyfish. Although it’s been a long while, it’s left a black mark for me about “beach.” This time, I went back to the beach only because people were going for the banana boat, and I wanted to go because I missed the one at the YBMEW. And so I went, and that was the beginning of how I was able to make new friends from another church. It was fun sitting on the banana boat, because they dropped us not only once but twice. And I thoroughly enjoyed it. They then invited me to play monkey in the beach with them. And I was badly bullied. They made me monkey intentionally. Like when I throw it to someone, they let it go and they let “monkey go take the bottle without any effort at all. It was fun going back to the beach. I thoroughly enjoyed it. They also invited me to go play Twister with them but Dad don’t let although they only just played till 12 am. And the funny part was that I actually watch TV till 12.10am. Oh well. Ok, let me try remember their names again: (please be noted that out of nearly 15 of them, there were only 2 guys)


Joylene- voiceless girl (well, not exactly, it was because towards the last 2 days, she lost her voice


Joyanne- Her sister, kinda irritating. And there is another story about her. Ask me and I’ll tell you:D

(There’s actually a joke going among them. These 2 sisters have another 2 more sisters. The joke is that since all 4 of them are girls, and if the next one would be a boy, the name of the boy would be Joy-boy. Lol.)


Then there’s another pair of sisters, Hui Wen and Hui Li. They are super tall. The older one is like one head taller than me. The funny thing about them is that you say something that isn’t funny but doesn’t make sense, they laugh at it like crazy, till the older one kept whacking me saying that she had stomach pain. ROFLMAO!


The funny part is that Joyanne has exactly the same camera like John Stefan’s new camera, that Sony one, and they took a shaky picture of me with my hands covering my face. Then, they draw a pirate on my hand that is covering my face which is funny. Drawing a smiley face, then the Pringles moustache, putting stars and questions marks everywhere. I like that camera! Not for taking picture but for using the stylus thingy to tap on the screen and draw all sort of funny things. Lol.


Then, there is Whitney (they all pronounce her name as WHITE-nei, just a joke among them) and her brother Clement. Clement is rather interesting. The only thing he’s talking about all the time is CS this, CS that. And if you don’t know what CS is, it is actually Counter Strike. He asked me something. The conversation went something like that:


Clement: Have you seen a sea-fall before?

Me: heh. What is that?! (I didn’t really hear him clearly; I thought he was saying something to do with the sea)

Clement: A C4, the bomb.


Then, it occurred to me that he was actually talking about CS, the word “bomb” made everything so much clearer. So I went like “yea, heh” *with a sarcastic face*


Then, there is Pebbles. I find her name super COOL. Her sister’s name is Webbles. That’s even cooler! Lol.


Then there is Joseph. The only sensible guy I see there. Nice fella,


and there is the other pastor's daughter, he name is interesting, it's ichrana (i hope i spelt it correct) i dunno what the meaning though. LOL!


and and elaine. talks super alot. more than me. i'm serious. woot~


And there is Wen Li (something like that?). Hardly talks, so no comments.—


And there is this youth counselor, Aunty Felice (I think), she’s super funny. When she was going to take a group picture, she kept wasting a lot of time, saying that this person cannot see, this one looks ugly, and this one must give a smile. And took like 2-3 minutes to take a picture-.- (she stopped like more than 10 times.)



Home is the best place to be!

Pictures will have to come later because I have none.