cheeky:D

Cheeky Manchester United fans plan a rendition of the pop classic 99 Red Balloons when they arrive at Anfield for Sunday's Premier League match against Liverpool. (The Sun)

miracle!

I've gone for too long living like I'm not alive
So I'm going to start over tonight
Beginning with you and I
When this memory fades
I'm gonna make sure it's replaced
With chances taken
Hope embraced
I hope I told you

I'm not going
cause I've been waiting for a miracle
And I'm not leaving
I won't let you
Let you give up on a miracle
Cause it might save you

We've learned to run from
Anything uncomfortable
We've tied our pain below and no one ever has to know
That inside we're broken
I tried to patch things up again
To cut my tears and kill my fears
But have I told you how I..

I'm not going
cause I've been waiting for a miracle
And I'm not leaving
I won't let you
Let you give up on a miracle
Cause it might save you

It's not faith if, if you use your eyes
Oh why

Get it right this time (this time)
Let's leave this all behind
Oh why

We'll get it right this time
It's not faith if, if you use your eyes
Oh why

I've gone for too long living like I'm not alive
So I'm going to start over tonight
Beginning with you and I

I don't want to run from anything uncomfortable
I just want, no
I just need this pain to end right here

I'm not going
cause I've been waiting for a miracle
And I'm not leaving
I won't let you
Let you give up on a miracle
Cause it might save you

Yeah, it might save you
Oh, it might save you

It's not faith if, if you use your eyes
If you use your eyes
If you use your eyes

ahhh!

gosh. soshified is like super awesome. hah. imagine if i actually started that website:D lol.

well. weekends were great.

mostly because manu beat manc! 4-3:DDD

studies came back again but not before i manage to have fun during hols.

went to watch g-force.

went to ikea with adrian. well, there was curve and ikano:) as well.

went to uncle tom's place.

went to play badminton.

so it was fairly good. i like that guinea pig called hurley:D fat and hairy:D

ohwells. since i lazy to say anything. then end here la:D

hehe.

ahh. the life. ohwells.

blogging can be boring sometimes): but it's been time to say something i think.

well. things have not been going too well lately. no idea why.

i guess saying sorry sometimes really just isn't enough?

life just needs a lil difference for now, i hope:/

like said, " life was never fair". wished it was.

sometimes we just don't get the things we want. and the things we don't want we get.

frustrating!

well. well. started studying again. for igcse. doesn't sound easy. doesn't sound hard.

so i'm hoping that i'll do well with it so that i can go fo YWAM!

my parents are thinking whether to get a Wii or not. I HOPE WE DO!:D

cause you keep me coming back for more

if i never see your face again:)

number 46?

haha. well. the title is just random.
arrr. kaylee aka. kacheh:)

is LEAVING FOR....canada): this sunday. RAWR! well. at least i'm getting to send her off:(
study...ish.
but she's going for 8 months (first round)

she is very fun! especially when she gets bullied:D
ah. well. she's an awesome sister although we don't talk to each other that often as i hope we would:/
i honestly! hope that she'll do well in canada. and 8 months passes very fast:) (i hope:D)

well. getting back from sadness.

last sunday was super awesome.
i got sunburned for one thing.
but but. forget that!
inflatables was awesome!

SATURDAY: 3 ROUNDS!
SUNDAY: 9AM- 3PM!

pics:'


i didn't realize that i could jump that high:D


this one is super cool. my kungfu! gosh. and my hat stood still to my head:)
joshua can also jump super high. if it weren't for his jeans. i think he would have jumped out of the castle:)


this was on sunday:) my msn and FACEBOOK! dp:)

we added water to the slide.
it started raining at about 2.
i was super soaking wet.
i slid down the thing without the mat like more than 15 times!
i guess the sunburn is worth it!
haha.

foxes are cool. as said by michelle:)

dear dearest:)

well. haha.
late nights.
secrets:)
confusions:/
quietness:P
questions?

well. life goes on. still have to live on although you hate it.
you asked me for suggestions and answers
all i gave you was another question
i know, it can be tough
but life's life.
you've gotta live it no matter what.

sometimes answers don't come right away
you have to give it time
even if it means years
it's a story that you'll have to decide and make for yourself
whether it's the best or not
hopefully will be the best lah:D

if it was never meant to be
don't hold on to it
if you can't let go
hold on real tight
for you know that
you won't want to regret it:)


life like playing a tune.
you decide what tune you'll play:)

*awesome aite?*

un-updated!

haha. i haven't update this thing is like the past two months! gosh!

well, loud!2009 has come and gone.

it was very awesome!

cause i was deejay. haha. and the lights. *blink blink*

my english course has been very irritating! rawr;;

man u lost community shield.

no thanks to the referee! booooooo!!

life's been lazing around, chilling and doing nothing.

john and ryan teaching me how to appreciate korean stuff:DD

thanks!

just have to get on with it.

to john and ryan:)

MAN UNITED WENT TO KOREA.

they played a team called fc seoul.

read this blog post from the official website:

21:04 – I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Girls' Generation, perhaps the most popular girl-group in Korea, are singing at half-time... or at least that's what they want you to think. Unfortunately the backing track started a little early and the girls were caught off-guard. It was a bit like Ashlee Simpson on Saturday Night Live. In the end they just stood there looking pretty for about 30 seconds. Shame.

i'm sorry guys. but sometimes the truth hurts:D

YES!!

IMGONNAWATCHMANUNITEDTOMMOROW!!
RAWR!
STILL GOING!
:)

a different one altogether!

it's been like burfday week. so here goes:::::

HAPPY BURFDAY TO "KACHEH" LEONG KAY LEE!:))
you've been an awesome sista! i know i hardly talk to you these days:/
but you're still awesome.
LOVEYOULOADS!



THEN TOMORROW is TARA's BIRTHDAY.
she is basically complicated:DD
well, not exactly. she's known to tell people to "SHADDAP:)" all the time.
and and. she's awesome:D



THEN THERE IS MY LILBROTHER WHOM I'VE KNOW EVER SINCE HE WAS BORN!
CALVIN LEONG!
i know everyone's been addicted to taptaprevenge2 because of you.haha.
eh. hope you be a good kid and hope you be GOOD! seriously:)
we've gotta play at your house for one whole night.
maybe soon la:)




all this pics are from facebook.
now i know why FACEBOOK IS AWESOME!

and to the person i've been talking to, you know who you are:)
don't be so depressed kay?
i'm still talkable.
remember, if life gets too hard, eat some pizza:)
you're absolutely welcome:D

love was never easy
no one said it was
but what you can do is pray for the best:)

Sometimes love comes around
and when it knocks you down
just get back up when it knocks you down.

when you fall,
pick yourself up
dust the dust off
and go again:)

i know it can be hard.
but hold on yeah?

pizza and the rest:)

i dunno.

i randomly talked about pizza. and found out SHE was hungry:)

well, pizza is tasty.

i did have pizza.

and i feel good:)

but i gotta study now.

some poem titled: Paul Revere's Ride:/

I can't understand all this.

will be perfroming shakespeare this sunday-.- hate it! REALLY DO!

and restaurant city just isn't loading-.-

ah, but man united's new kit came out. super nice:) not bad at all:D


vandersar:)

rooney:)

park:) versatile fella:D

foster:)

ferdi:) the heart:)

i associate with this guy alot?
he's short:)
and can run fast.
runs 100m in 11sec:D
his name is evra.
plays at leftback.
one of the quietest positions ever:/
but his part of the team is just ENORMOUS!

when you're hungry, you just eat
no food?
call me.
i can make some:)
when you're sleepy, just sleep
you can't?
listen to music:)
or call me:))
when you have nothing else to do,
read a book:)
a good story:))

addictions:)

i've been listening to paramore the whole day.

just can't get sick of them.

awesome people.

been a pretty. bright. day:)

thank God.

studied a lil.

computer-ing for more than 4 hours now. syok betul:D

feel lazy to study.

going to rain. bad:(

sun sun sun.

i need a life. been facebooking too much:(

and i need to get a habit of taking nice pics too:)

so random.

heya!

oh no, i just keep on falling back to the same old
and where's hope when misery comes crawling?
(:

you're the closest to heaven that i'll ever be:)

true or not? perhaps:)

been a frustrating few days.

studied little, but worried much:(

*shrugs* GOD knows what its about?

confusing. but still gotta move on eh?

one the bright side, this blog is hardly read:(
maybe, it isn't so bright after all-.-

BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY GAVE MICHEAL OWEN NUMBER 7!

gosh. if give valencia, i won't mind. but owen? NOOOOOOO!

i want that new manu jersey. well, it isn't as bad as thought. and i need tickets to go watch the match? anyone?

COUSIN! CALL ME! BRING ME WITH YOU TO WATCH IT!

haha.

how much more depressing can it be?


is life just to tough?

life was never a joke:)

i broke my promise:(

MAN U is COMING! (and I don't know whether i'm going)

BUT I'M SO SIGNING UP FOR THE hitz.fm contest to FOLLOW THE TEAM FOR THE WHOLE 5 DAYS! omgggg.

and if I win, hah, to all the manu fans out there, BE JEALOUS!

but i haven't won yet:(

sosososo.

me, john and ryan had the best car chase ever.

we bullied IAN KAM! haha.

we jumped into his car, drove it off, stole his house keys (which was in his pocket:), threw paper on his windscreen(that's john's fault).

HE COMES into church super angry after dropping us off at the entrance! looking for his house keys.

and he was like
IAN: eh, you people are so *draws the line on his neck*
ryan: i don't have it
john: hahahahahahhah.

then ian goes chasing john around the church like those 5 years old:P

then he puts his hands around my shoulders. and i'm like *:D*

and i told him it wasn't with me.

then he felt his pockets and found his keys-.-

he ended up laughing at himself:)

the guys in houhoulengs! we are just awesome:D

haha.

we thought of doing the same thing with daryll's car budden daryll say they must work so cannot:(

darryl is totally addicted to taeyeon like drugs x)
so is john and ryan, with sunny and tiffany:)

it's okay. i'm a good single boy:)

available? maybe x)

i went home yesterday, with a super hurting jaw:D

i've gotta feeling, that tonight's gonna be a good night, that tonight's gonna be a good good night:)

what i love?

I love doing this!

SLEEP!

right.



but the real question is not what i like to do but who loves me:)

DO YOU?

FIFA and potato?

I went to CC. then i played fifa with the owner of the cc. and guess what? I BEAT HIM!! 3-1. can't believe it. weekend was funnay.

confusing but funnay.

saturday.

i talked to soung.

then tara thought i was dating her. so did mich and sara.

I'M NOT!-.-

during celebration

all the ding-dong here and there. pointing fingers. nonsensing. was super awesome.

sunday.

i told ben everything. and he told me an interesting story. but must i keep quiet eh:)

then the cc. and then mcD!

been an interesting weekend.


if you had to build something, what would it be?:D

a potato mountain?


love?

you decide:)

my space shot outing:)

I WENT FOR SPACE SHOT FOR THE THIRD TIME! *RAWR* haha.

BEN!!!



the dude on the left is ben. the one on the right? i dunno.

it's his birthday today too! haha.

well. I've underappreciated this dude. he's been a blessing. i've known him eversince i was 4 (i think). he's been my best friend all the while. giving me nerds week after week.

and the beef jerky and canned cheese was the best imported thing he's ever given me!

BENJAMIN LEE! YOU'RE AN AWESOME FRIEND! haha.
(he travelled with me to genting for 3 days:)
with his mom's permission of course

appreciate your friends, you'll never know when you'll need them

kerandoman

I PROMISED MYSELF TO BLOG EVERYDAY!

and guess what. i broke it:(

but i'll remake it. I,JOEL!, promise to blog every two days:)

but the point is no one reads my blog:( sad isn't it. seeing cam's blog with 17000 over views makes me envious-.- but well, i guess it takes time. so i'll wait:)

so i'll begin with some random stuff:

you know what's the first picture i found when i searched joel tan on google?

some gay picture. well, i didn't post it. cause i'll break the terms and conditions:O. i'm a good boy:)

there is this show i've been following. it's super cool.

GHOST! on 8tv.

and it's from malaysians summore. it has a good story line:)





now it's like super scary.

they're trying to find the serial killer. and how he works is super cool. i like this show. for it's freshness. super interesting. you've gotta watch it!

another one you gotta watch is gabriel iglesias. (stand-up comedian like russell peters and jeff dunham)






the way he mimics is super funny:)




then there is my most favorite band!

PARAMORE!


josh farro..


jeremy davis..


haley williams..


zac farro..




they're AWESOME!!!!


so comes the end of my post:)

a long time ago..

i'm gonna be emcee for LOUD! 2009. i can't believe it.

a lil scared now.

but have more problems to deal with first.

ahbengs la:)

kinda easy to solve, but hard to deal with O.O

yeah. soung and deb quit second time. this is my fault. can't blame them.
they won't come back i guess.

but on the bright side, i've got new plans.

so to all the BENGS!, watch for it ya?

you guys are awesome!

ciao:)

after math of the loss:(

well, i woke up at 2.20am this morning to watch man united play barcelona in the champions league final. and we lost 2-0. dissapointing, i can say. but the bright side to it is the things that people said on facebook. funny may seems but the TRUTH.

and looking to a brighter side, we did pretty well this season. reaching 4 finals and winning 3, as well as one semifinal.

so these are the comment of manu fans and anti-manu fans:


ANTI's:
1) Man Utd is still the best, remember... they won the treble like a million years ago. 2) At least they've got the premiere league title. 3) we're just giving chances to other team to win champions league... i think i pretty much covered what a man utd fan would say today. haha. (JARED ANG)

with all due respect sir, Man United is going down! (MELVIN GOH)

Yahoo!! Glory Glory Barcelona!! (DAVID CHENG)

Wooohoo Barca... Job well done! :) (BIG JON)

WHOO!! just as i thought. man u was simply no match for THE GREAT BACA! hahaha!! they have fallen! (ZACHARY WONG)

lol united failed to deliver :) (JEREMY MAK)

God is so good! Humility has arrived in the way Barca outclassed Manu-re and the look on the faces of the arrogant Ronaldo, Evra and Ferguson at the final whistle is just priceless! :) Fergie completely outhought by a man with only 1 year coaching experience and they also have the humility of having the Trophy waved in their faces. Pride does come before the fall! (JONATHAN LIM)

MANU POINT OF VIEW:
We deserved to lose. Barcelona was so much more the better team... (NICHOLAS NG)

still i'll sing GLORY GLORY MAN UTD!! (DARYL QUAH)

Congratulations to Pep Guardiola and his Barca team. Well played, great football at times, and good discipline. We'll try again next year to wrestle for the crown. (JON MARK LIM)

This is the bomb:
UNFORTUNATELY THOSE TALKING THE MOST NOW ARE TROPHYLESS. (ZHIYU)


haha. well, looking at it. we still can boast. yeah, we may have lost. but not all hope is gone:)

this is the bestest:

I was listening to hitz.fm. and Rudy was counting down TOP 30. and then he told people to call him to discuss about the barca and manu match.

then this LIVERPOOL fan called in. and what he said was rather ridiculous. he didn't talk about manu losing the match. but instead say that all the diehard manu fans can't even name the people who died during the munich air crach in 1958. rudy was nice and said don't disturb the souls lah. dude:) super ridiculous.

then this manu fan called in all the way from singapore. and challenge back that liverpool fella. and ask him 4 questions. this question was the blast: liverpool has never won the cup-winners cup. who was the team they lost to in 1977?

so Rudy called back that liverpool fella and as soon as he heard the 3rd question. the phone went: the numer you've dialed is currently unavailable. please try later.

SO LOOK, DUNNO HOW TO CHALLENGE, DON'T CHALLENGE LA!

looks like manu isn't the only team with the big talk:P




we're still champions anyway:)

the joel quiz:)

http://kevan.org/johari?name=JOELTAN!

people!

take this quiz. choose words that describe me!

JOEL! just 5 minutes:)

Dear Liverpool, it's not your fault

Dear Liverpool and all their supporters,

I'm sure you would feel hard done by this completely surprising title sweep by Manchester United. I understand your concerns and emotions wholeheartedly. In fact, I do feel some sorrow on your part for the fact that you didn't win the title you deserved to.

I mean, who could have predicted that the only two players in your team capable of doing something decent would have been so untimely and unfortunately injured at your most crucial time. It was unjust that you were penalized based on your incompetent financial planning and spent your bulk load of your transfer kitty on a player you sold back to the club he came from for a 8 million pound loss. I mean, it's not your fault you didn't buy a real player that could have helped you win the league. It's not your fault you had to hinge your entire team on two individuals. It really isn't.

And for you to beat the Champions away by 4-1, that really proved that the title deserved to be yours. It really did. Let's be frank, you whipped a team you lost to 3-0 last season by 4 goals. The FA should have just hosted the celebrations and handed you the trophy the moment the final whistle blew. After all, the league is won in one game right? Clearly a victory of such dignity would merit an immediate reward in the form of the league title. How unjust and unfair. You deserved to be champions based on that single fantastic showing of mind-blowing, world-shocking, galaxy-shattering football. We all had 30 orgasms watching Vidic get sent off.

It's not your fault you unjustly drew 11 times out of 36 games and lost twice. It's not fair that you had no teeth or threat in scoring goals. It's not your fault you failed to score to Villa, West Ham, Boro, Fulham and Stoke (twice). They are all reigning European supergiants who were unfairly pitted against you and demonstrated a level of football far beyond your class. It's just not fair that you had to face teams of such quality and depth. Your failure to score a single goal against all of them really didn't merit United winning the title instead of you.

Of course, it's not your fault you lost 2-1 to Tottenham after taking the lead in the 3rd minute. I mean, ALL teams just randomly implode on occasion. It's not fair you lost 3 points against the massive Middlesbrough. You didn't deserve to lose! The ball just oddly found its way to the back of your net without any reason, twice!! The 4 goals you conceded against Arsenal wasn't bad defending, it was mere luck. Also, forget that you lost 2 points on that game, you earned a kazillion points based on "team spirit" and "effort" to score 4 goals against the team that depended on Mikael Silvestre to save their ass. Those kazillion points would have definately won you the title by a mile, had the FA remembered to tally them in.

It's not your fault your team didn't have any depth in the squad, and it's not your fault that you were constantly on the end of bad refereeing decisions. Refs just hate Liverpool. All of them. It's not fair all the refs were against your team in all the games, all the time, in all the occasions. It's not your fault you lost the title to the world's best team. It's not your fault you lost the title based on your own demerit. It's not your fault that you succumbed under the pressure of a year-long league. It's not your fault the EPL isn't won based on a single 4-1 result. It's not your fault, Liverpool. Don't cry over it. Robbie Keane isn't. You shouldn't too. After all, Rafa will never admit defeat and the Kop flag will keep flying high...as long as things remain fair, of course.

You'll never walk alone, Liverpool. You have the other 18 losing teams to walk with you.

source: by jon mark lim (http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=95629413608&ref=nf)

random

i lazy blog. so this what i'll blog.

CS3D2J2K2BAHBENGAHLIANFAMILY!

random right?

but then there's more than random stuff in life. like playing fifa or sitting reading a book or eating for no reason. well, that's random but done with a purpose. like playing fifa: to improve han-eye coordination, reading: make me smarter, eating: grow fatter:D

and it seems there's nothing else to blog about. but.............









































LIFE!




wanna know how to get a hot chick?

find something like the picture above, fry it until brown colour and you'll get a....

HOT CHICK!

AH BENGS, I'M NOT LAME! just smartly funny-ly funny.

pain in the neck!

ARGH!

I HATE THIS PART RIGHT HERE!

well, kinda true. what happened?

i was at badminton training this morning. and there was this dude who just can't stop pestering me. malay fella. so he kept kicking me and i blocked myself with my leg, and guess what? he keeps kicking my shoe-.-

keep kicking like 5 times then guess what? the shoe flew and hit me right in the neck. swelled! RAWR! gonna whack that fella.

LIFE LIKE THAT. WHAT TO DO!?

my trip to PD (3rd time in 3 months?)

Well, it’s been a long time since I’ve really blog. Because I’m lazy. Not exactly. I think the better way to state it is that I do many other things and only blog when I really can’t think of anything else to really do with the internet. I’m typing this now in Port Dickson, without internet. Using Microsoft Word™ during a session my dad is conducting think. I know by now you must be thinking of what I’m actually doing in Port Dickson. I’m actually in a family camp of another church which my dad was invited to speak in. And since there isn’t really much to do, because I’ve listened to all his sessions before, I’m sitting on a chair now blogging about my day. And now is Sunday, although the part before this was all typed on a Saturday. Lol. I’m now waiting, for worship to start. It’s been an up-and-down camp.

The beginning of camp was rather dreadful. The only people I spoke with in the camp on the 1st day was my sister, my mother, father and brother. It was also because I found out there wasn’t any internet. GAH! But what to do. I thought. Since I’ll be stuck here for 3 days anyway, so just get used to it lah. The next day was much better. I guess, because of the games sessions.

WE WON! Haha. Orange! My team was orange. There was pink and green.

We literally outran everyone in the games. Won like 4 out of 6 in and “mini-Olympic” style challenge. The best part is not only that we won the indoor games; we won the outdoor as well. WOOHOO!

The bestest part is this. I know, bestest isn’t proper English, but who cares? Haha. So the bestest part was going to the beach. I’ve not gone to a beach and touch the water for a really long time, ever since the jellyfish incident. And well, the jellyfish incident was when we went to some beach some time ago. (can’t remember which beach it was)

Basically what happened was that I went into the sea, I got stung by a jellyfish, which caused my hand to look like I’ve been bitten by 50 over mosquitoes in one spot. Thankfully, the hotel had vinegar, which was used to suck out the sting from the jellyfish. Although it’s been a long while, it’s left a black mark for me about “beach.” This time, I went back to the beach only because people were going for the banana boat, and I wanted to go because I missed the one at the YBMEW. And so I went, and that was the beginning of how I was able to make new friends from another church. It was fun sitting on the banana boat, because they dropped us not only once but twice. And I thoroughly enjoyed it. They then invited me to play monkey in the beach with them. And I was badly bullied. They made me monkey intentionally. Like when I throw it to someone, they let it go and they let “monkey go take the bottle without any effort at all. It was fun going back to the beach. I thoroughly enjoyed it. They also invited me to go play Twister with them but Dad don’t let although they only just played till 12 am. And the funny part was that I actually watch TV till 12.10am. Oh well. Ok, let me try remember their names again: (please be noted that out of nearly 15 of them, there were only 2 guys)

Joylene- voiceless girl (well, not exactly, it was because towards the last 2 days, she lost her voice

Joyanne- Her sister, kinda irritating. And there is another story about her. Ask me and I’ll tell you:D

(There’s actually a joke going among them. These 2 sisters have another 2 more sisters. The joke is that since all 4 of them are girls, and if the next one would be a boy, the name of the boy would be Joy-boy. Lol.)

Then there’s another pair of sisters, Hui Wen and Hui Li. They are super tall. The older one is like one head taller than me. The funny thing about them is that you say something that isn’t funny but doesn’t make sense, they laugh at it like crazy, till the older one kept whacking me saying that she had stomach pain. ROFLMAO!

The funny part is that Joyanne has exactly the same camera like John Stefan’s new camera, that Sony one, and they took a shaky picture of me with my hands covering my face. Then, they draw a pirate on my hand that is covering my face which is funny. Drawing a smiley face, then the Pringles moustache, putting stars and questions marks everywhere. I like that camera! Not for taking picture but for using the stylus thingy to tap on the screen and draw all sort of funny things. Lol.

Then, there is Whitney (they all pronounce her name as WHITE-nei, just a joke among them) and her brother Clement. Clement is rather interesting. The only thing he’s talking about all the time is CS this, CS that. And if you don’t know what CS is, it is actually Counter Strike. He asked me something. The conversation went something like that:

Clement: Have you seen a sea-fall before?

Me: heh. What is that?! (I didn’t really hear him clearly; I thought he was saying something to do with the sea)

Clement: A C4, the bomb.

Then, it occurred to me that he was actually talking about CS, the word “bomb” made everything so much clearer. So I went like “yea, heh” *with a sarcastic face*

Then, there is Pebbles. I find her name super COOL. Her sister’s name is Webbles. That’s even cooler! Lol.

Then there is Joseph. The only sensible guy I see there. Nice fella,

and there is the other pastor's daughter, he name is interesting, it's ichrana (i hope i spelt it correct) i dunno what the meaning though. LOL!

and and elaine. talks super alot. more than me. i'm serious. woot~

And there is Wen Li (something like that?). Hardly talks, so no comments.—

And there is this youth counselor, Aunty Felice (I think), she’s super funny. When she was going to take a group picture, she kept wasting a lot of time, saying that this person cannot see, this one looks ugly, and this one must give a smile. And took like 2-3 minutes to take a picture-.- (she stopped like more than 10 times.)

Home is the best place to be!

Pictures will have to come later because I have none.

a lion and a man?

How will you survive in this situation?



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HERE'S THE ANSWER

blank. empty. nothing left.

well, not exactly. haha. but i'm stuck in church now till like 7!! rawr. oh well. so i blogging. to all the bengs, you guys needa get lamer. cuz ah bengs are suppose to be. haha.

forget that. and remeber yesterday.

well, i went for missions conf with eythan, ryan and sara soo. it was rather okay, i think. but it wasn't bad:D then the little argument began. i was rather upset at myself cause i played with my phone then kena "puk". ryan, it is not "PUKE!" it is PUK. dunno what it stands for anyway. no bother. then mich kept smsing ryan. i wanna go shopping. and she was rather desperate like she just got out of jail. haha. no 'ffense ya?:P you know why? cuz the sms she sent was like "ARCADE!! ISH ISH (can't remember the rest:D). and basically everthing was in big letters. haha. i was rather lazy. so in the end we went to one u. was rather borgin at first. then we kept playing pranks on each other. rather stupid i say. one ditch one, then grab someone's things and run off. like little kids. and i was the one carying all the weight. cuz my bag is like...convenient? so i had ryan's jacket, mich's books, sara's handband thingy that looks like a telephone line. and it was hard to run adding my things. it weighed like 5 kg. and i had to run. pain. but good exercise:) ate at yoshinoya. felt like i was literally eating and drinking salt. *eww* but was cheap so i ate.

I WAS HUNGRY TOO!

arcade was time-wasting,money-wasting..what else?

BUT IT'S FUN!!

especially the daytona. so funny seeing girls drive. moving left and right. that guys obviously finished in the top 3:) it's okay.

try again.

so i'm done. and please.

say i'm smart!

and this is addition to all that i've said:
just outside the cinema, there was this sweet shop. and tara wanted to get a gumball from the gumball machine. it was like one buck for one. she puts in the coins. then nothing comes out *grins* then she keeps shaking the machine like mad. i think this is the dumbest part: she puts in two more coins (20 cents) and both goes in but nothing comes out. haha. smartness:P

Joel:)
smartness comes from yourself.

a prank.

it's 1.30pm. my phone rings. i run upstairs, pick it up.

Random person: eh, i want to order a pizza (with the indian accent)
Me: who's this? (I really didn't know!)
Ramdom person: *no sound for 10 sec* oh, oh me name (censored) i want a pizza with chilli lots of chilli!
Me: *chewing some food* uhuh..-.-
Random person: yah, yah..sambal chili, prawn chili (goes on with a friggin' long list of different sorts of chilli)
Me:*fed up**munching summore**silence**inside me, GAH!!*
Random person: ya, ya and I want it delivered in ten minutes.

It was rather funny. voice sounded familiar, someone was laughing at the back

IT WAS A PRANK! (but couldn't guess who it was-.-)

1 minute later..

Random person: Where in the world is my pizza!!!!????
Me: oh..urm
Random person: what's this?! hah!!

I begin to play along this time.

Me: owh kay, give me name, address....(and basically all the info a pizza guy would get:)
Random person: go search the address book, sure can find one!
Me:lazy-.-

I WON! the pranker gave up. then the friend of the caller took the and laugh in the phone.
(i won't reveal the person for privacy sake:)

haha. it was really funny. but i stood my ground and WON!

so you know who you are. never try that again because only JOEL can win these sort of things.

the longest prank call i've ever got was like more than 30 mins. more like a worthless debate in the end. the guy also gave up.

Joel:D
What's worthless will always be, unless you change:)

KIKO,KIKO,KIKO!!!

yesterday.12.30 am. my heart beated superduper FAST!

not because I did a speech or anything.

BUT because we were losing to aston villa 2-1 at home until the 80th minute!

Ronaldo shoots..

AND ITS A GOAL!! 2-2.(we weren't playing well at all and a draw would satisfy me)

But guess what. this dude that has never played for manchester united on the big stage is given his debut. He's got a nice name, Federico Macheda. Nickname is Kiko.

I was like "what in the world is the manager trying to do?" when he was sent on.

BUT GUESS WHAT?!
KIKO SCORES A FANTASTIC GOAL!! at the 90th+2 minute!

I SCREAMED AND EVERYONE AT McD's looked at me. BUT I DIN CARE!
cuz the unknown gave us a priceless 3 points.

AND THE BEST PART:

WE'RE STILL ABOVE LIVERPOOL!!

THIS IS WHAT manutd.com HAS TO SAY:

Macheda the marvel
Never heard of him one minute, never to be forgotten the next. Federico Macheda did not just mark his first appearance at Old Trafford with a goal that won a football match yesterday. He scored a goal that saved a season and revived a side that seemed to be on its knees. A goal that propelled him from Facebook obscurity to sporting stardom in the space of a single stoppage-time second, with the timing of its execution as spectacular as the finish was sensational. When Gabriel Agbonlahor secured the lead for Aston Villa 13 minutes into the second half, Manchester United's pursuit of more trophies appeared to be unravelling. They were devoid of ideas and devoid of confidence and destined, seemingly, to suffer a third successive defeat in the Barclays Premier League. That Sir Alex Ferguson sent on an unknown 17-year-old Italian from the bench was a measure of just how desperate their situation appeared. Then, however, came the kind of comeback we have long associated with Ferguson's teams - a comeback that would have crushed Liverpool as much as it did Martin O'Neill's determined team; a comeback that saw the initiative in this most intriguing of title races return to this end of the East Lancs Road.
Matt Lawton, Daily Mail

Many of the papers compare Macheda's last-gasp winner to Steve Bruce's effort in 1993 when the Reds beat Sheffield Wednesday in injury time. They also compare the celebrations from that day when Brian Kidd and Sir Alex lept onto the pitch; against Villa it was Rio Ferdinand who caught the eye in the press box as he jumped and screamed with delight in the directors' box celebrating Macheda's winner.

In his column for the Telegraph, ex-Liverpool defender Alan Hansen says Liverpool will be distraught after seeing United come from behind to beat Villa, while Sun columunist Steve Howard says Sunday was the day that United won the league title.

HERO!! KIKO!!

Joel:D
It's not over til' the whistle blows!

BACK!!

Well, this blog is rather dead. never bothered to upload anything or post anything for a long time. not really that busy actually but just lazy (not good, as learn in BMEW) and speaking of BMEW, it was an awesome time. everything basically, really. even the dorms weren't that bad except for those stinky bedsheets, which didn't really matter. so found out was in same bus with john stefan, who desperately wanted to change bus cuz he wasn't interested with the people in the bus that we were in but maureen didn't let:(, so he listen to mp3, while the rest watch bugs bunny the movie in the bus (cuz the other choice was rambo:P) and i got stuck to his psp, playing this game called patapon, which is hard and gave up after awhile. then, tried to sleep, which didn't work either cuz the road was very bumpy, so i played summore. john and i amused daryll at the way we laughed in front of the tv, which was weird and funny. and we reached the place. had lunch. then 3 sessions in a row:D which was super tiring, then we went to the beach. it isn't clean, the sand was hot and the weather kills. so i jalan-jalan. sat here, walked there, take pictures, make my pockets full (not with sand-.-) with 4 phones + mine + 1 wallet + watch + dunno how many more things, cuz i couldn't even walk properly. they went for the banana boat (regret not going for it now:() well, that session that night was absolutely powerful. it covered on the cross of jesus. and we celebrated EARTH HOUR!! we of the lights, and i couldn't even see what I was writing properly. but it was the lights came back on that the sessions really spoke, not because I couldn't see:) showed how much Jesus sacrifice for this unworthy guy, Joel Tan, and just didn't believe He did it for me, but He did and I am able to come to Him at all times. then, we stayed up real late at night (Pr. Foo commented "haiz, it's always the same two guys that stay awake. and I gave john a high five in the air. then pr foo made some fun out of that stupidity, which I still don't really understand) or rather didn't sleep. woke up at 4. sat at the bonfire area with john, seng loh and tara. seng loh made me go in and out 3 times from the dorm to get his tshirt and all three times, i came out with nothing. haha. then getting chase by the dog, was my bad. i would say natural instinct, but i think you would say stupid. i just ran, and the dog chased and i ran so fast that seng loh said i dissapeared like flash :D but i forgotten the rule to walk and don't run (SERIOUSLY!) and so all was done. session that morning(now sunday:) was like a choo choo train. rushed through it like mad, which didn't really seem to matter cause i got rather sleepy. then john kept begging for bus exchange again, which still failed. then, we headed home. no pictures, sorry. those people with the pictures also didn't realy post any. oh well

Joel
Beaches are fun, without the dog.

emo days will just go by:)

Saturday, the saddest day for every Man United fan in the whole world. We lost four-one to our worst rivals, Liverpool. Though we're all dissapointed, we still should be delighted. We're still in the driving seat (no one can defy that:P) and Liverpool is just not as good. Look at our results and their. Yes, they may have 5 big old ears (champions league) If you ask any liverpool fan this question, when was the last time you won the league?? some will shrug and say I dunno, those who are true fans will be embarrass when they say 1990. They're not even our level. Man United is the current England, Europe and WORLD champions. their last cup was like 3 years ago. and it was just the FA cup. we have already won two this year and we're still in three. are they? nope, they're not. so what are we to be afraid of?? face it, it is just one match. one match won't win you the league, would it? so watch it and see who will walk to the finish line with their heads held high. and thanks for giving a good thrashing because it will wake up the sleeping giant. AND QUINTUPLE HERE WE COME!!!

visit this website:http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/philmcnulty/2009/03/liverpool_inflict_pain_on_ferg.html

little children:P

Having the saturday off since there wasn't any CG for my CG, so mum told me to take Jon for Children's Church. I walked into the place feeling BIG, imagining the old times when I just ran through adults overlooking me. now I had to squezze through the crowd to walk through. Going that day really reminded me of myself when I was young. It was the place I learnt about God and made many new friends. And watching the boys running about chasing each other made me feel like I'm missing something and looking at them being selfish at choosing friends like "eh, you are on the other team. this big guy is on my team!" made me feel 'why did I do this last time?' Looking at how things are running there showed how far it has gone since MY DAYS (kinda old:P) like with more contemporary music. made it feel more "adult". but if I've learn one thing, it would be that I should be thankful for having the oppurtunity to have been able to go through the process of Children's Church, which build a good foundation for me in God's Word.

Never regretted:)
Joel:D

lunch with pr. eng eng:)

Last Thursday, Pr. Eng Eng came over and told us she was gonna make with us this japanese pizza (well, not exactly.) Till I found out that it actually was like takoyaki (those round fishball thingy, a bit bigger that you can see in jusco) So here's a few pictures to how it went. It was quite fun. Making as well as cooking. Washing up was tough with so many dishes everywhere. But it was worthwhile and scrumptous.


This is..striploin sukiyaki. Pr. Eng Eng was commenting that Japanese food always has the -yaki at the end, which is quite funny:) yaki yaki yaki:P


Sauce is the most important thing and this was like the nicest sauce i've ever tasted. the black one is bbq sauce and the white one is the mayo (the soft bottle. super nice to press:) heard it isn't cheap.


This is the different meat that Pr. Eng2 got. Top left is chicken, then there's prawns, cod fish and the SUKIYAKI!! haha:D


This one is made and done by me. not the pic. the mixture of egg and flour and water:) we weren't exactly sure how much but i just did it til it looked right to me:P


Fish flake and seaweed. the fish flake is quite cool. when it put on any thing that's hot, it'll move and wriggle like a worm. looks awesome. seaweed must be already cut. cannot cut seaweed yourself cuz the flavour different*shrug* according to che2 yukiko:)


cooking time. we cut tons and tons of cabbages. then we put the mixture of flour, egg and water on it and put it on the hot plate. wait til its cook (looks like pancake) then turn it over and put the things you wanna put on top and turn it over again and wait til the meat is cooked. then serve with the sauce:)


how the "pancake" looks like:)


the end result. looks awesome. can't wait to eat it again:P

with fish flakes:)

So thanks to Pr. Eng Eng, I had two rounds of it and it was a fantastic time spent with you.:)


Just random.

Jon-Jon

Life is short. Don't waste it:)
Joel:D

The Negotiator.

I watched this movie called the negotiator yesterday. It was quite a cool show. This is roughly how the story is like. Awesome movie, although it's very old.

Danny Roman (SAMUEL L. JACKSON) is the best hostage negotiator on the Chicago police force. Known for his often unorthodox ways of dealing with terrorists, his behavior irritates S.W.A.T. commander Adam Beck (DAVID MORSE), while worrying his friend and associate, Commander Frost (RON RIFKIN) and his supervisor, Chief Al Travis (JOHN SPENCER).

Newly married to wife Karen (REGINA TAYLOR), Danny agrees to tone down his crazy demeanor. Yet when his partner is killed after investigating some internal embezzlement of pension funds and Danny is framed as the suspect in both matters, he has no choice but to take radical action. Suddenly and unintentionally taking internal affairs Inspector Niebaum (J.T. WALSH) hostage, along with Frost and several others, Danny suddenly finds himself poised against his own team.

Knowing that he needs time to uncover the truth and discover who's behind it, Danny demands that Chicago's other top negotiator, Chris Sabian (KEVIN SPACEY) be brought in. Aware of Sabian's nonviolent track record, Danny realizes that Sabian could be a powerful ally in his quest although the two don't know each other except through reputation.

As Beck and his team move into position around Danny's 20th floor barricade and the FBI arrives ready to take over the operation, Sabian races against time to diffuse the potentially explosive situation before Danny and his hostages are injured or possibly killed.

Source:http://www.screenit.com/movies/1998/the_negotiator.html

Watch it!

a random joke:)

What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing, apples don't talk.

THAT VERY DAY!

We (Me,Ryan,Michelle,Amanda and Eythan. John came laterJ) went to the cc after the discipleship conference. The discipleship conference was great. The words that Rev Edmund spoke really impacted in me. The greatest thing I’ve learnt is CHANGE ME! And not to expect others to change themselves. So back to the cc, well, if you have read their blogs (except for eythan) then you’ll roughly know what I’m talking about. But oh well, since this is my blog, I’ll say it again but from a different point of view. Well, the last time I went to a cc was like 2 years ago? But nevermind that, what happened was something like this. I was titled “loner”, which is rather sad because it isn’t really fun to be sort of left outL I started of with fifa and for a minute, I was known as the crazy guy who suddenly shouted “Goal!” for some no apparent reason to them. They said that I was loud ( BUT JOHN WAS LOUDER!). But it happened because I actually scored a goal and my ear was muffed up with the earphones and I thought and heard nothing else. But thankfully the cc didn’t really care anyway ‘cept for the few people beside me especially ryan, who got annoyed (don’t blame youJ) Then, I played on quietly by myself, which is how I think I got that title :P There were 6 of us. They were playing this game called

Left for Dead (L4D)

Eythan played one round then sat out, then the rest of them played on witout me cuz i haven’t finish my match. So I did actually want to join them but they just had enough for 4 survivors so I played on with fifa (which is also quite fun, I’ve got a life too, ryan:D). And when I had the oppurtunity to join them, I was still halfway stuck in a match-.- so they played another round without me. Then after I finish my game, I WAITED till they finish and joined them as infected, which wasn’t really fun cuz they all kept teaming up (KILL JOEL!) to turn their backs on meL then I shifted to survivors and shifted back to infected and it went on. Well, it was me first time so I don’t blame myself for not being like the most pro or anything. But I learnt one thing: don’t go to a cc alone, bring friends with you and it’ll be awesome. I took a while to learn that but like that old saying

‘Better late than never’.

BUT I PROMISE MYSELF TO NOT GET ADDICTED! Can’t afford to (not money!)

But I learnt a few other things: 1) Don’t irritate Ryan. He doesn’t like noise. 2) John is the craziest fellow when he played. Louder than me! 3) Girls can play this kind of games 4) Don’t sit in that smoking room. 5) Don’t play fifa when the rest are playing L4D. Play along with them. 6) Listen to orders. John got irritated quite often. (not me though, actually there was once:P)

So conclusion is play FIFA only when there is nothing else to play:D